5 things you must hate in Uganda!

If ever there was a time to hate, then this is it you have got find something to hate,
you should join the noble yet seemingly painful cause.I do hope that regardless of your feelings on the matter you will find some reason to, and that this episode provides you with some directions on what to hate, you can then decide yourself how much to!

1. First off if you are ugandan you should not cut yourself some slack, hate yourself, even just a little! Yes I know how stupid that sounds but some of our country's biggest problems are self inflicted! Who for example dumps all the litter on the streets that inturn blocks the water ways to flood the village?, who will move to ask that relative to hand over a job to that family member in place of the hundreds that are sitting for the interview? Who moves to build on perfectly clear wetlands?
If thats not clear enough then we may pronouce a saint next after Nyerere!

2. The roads of our fathers! Seriously I think it safe to say that we have run out of superatives describing the rot that are our roads!

3.Hate our politics, hate the murky buisness that is it! these guys do not listen to us, nothing gets done, except the fill of their own bellies! However I will not lay all blame on them because we elect only those that manage to put a few goodies(lollipops to be exact) on the table come elections so if they reep what they sow, why cry eh?

4. Hate the dust! Yes we are proudly the pearl of africa, the most natural place in eastafrica blah blah blah lakini this is too much! We are too green even for African standards!
While you are that hate the Heat as well!

5. Hate the Ugandan Ego, look where it has got us eh? Nowhere, we puff, puff and puff
but wapi?

If there are still any lingering doubts, look at the shame brought upon religion by the Nuns(catholic) growing weed in Masaka and the without any hint of disgrace claiming it's for the pigs! tsk tsk tsk...
Then the killer punch only 15% OF Ug's can belt out the anthem, shame on you! (even the Tanzanians are laughing!)

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