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who is the Big Kahuna?

E very body is blaming every body, every body sees the cracks on the walls of this our nation. i mean look at the press, there is always a graduate of some sort pointing an index at someone somewhere. the truth is we have issues in this place, real grand isssues, from medcine, roads, jobs, and even food! Then we go ahead and appoint these people or should i use the word elect, to fix our problems and all they do is stash our hard earned cash under their beds. We cannot question because the very weak and definate response to that will be, Where were you? Where was I? I was not even born for christ sakes by the time you wrung yourselves into you today, and that is not even the slightest excuse to rob us as we look and tremble in mighty fear! B ut we shall not close our lips and fold our bodies while the rot spreds around us, no more, so today we are giving you a chance to answer, who of you is the Big one, the answer to that is not as easy as you may think!

conversations in a chinniese bathroom!

The bill we are loosing: a few days ago monsieuer le president de la republic warned "Go slow!" Apparently the much anticipated Anti-homosexulity bill is allittle too "sensitive" politicaly or rather finacially speaking for a poor developing country like ours. His excellency advised that after a 45minute tete a tete with madame Clinton. so here is the greens prediction, a few days before the debate in parliament the "private member" who started the whole fuss will withdraw the thing and say its to seek further consultations. The A dvent of cleavage!: surely speaking from an onlookers perspective i don't think there is a fashion fad that the ugandans have taken up with such a pasion aye? Just look around you or take walk!

hoplesssly in love and why youre just about to break up!

an old friend friend of mine came to me the other day with a couple of stats after his most recent research. apparently he had broken the reason why 8/10, campus relationships cme to a start and end within the holidays. well here is what the lad says: first the holidays for many of you can be very long and given that you hardly have a thing to do, the mind struggles to be creative, so when this being is constantly coming up with very interesting ideas with all the ways we have communicate these days, a sort of chemistry builds up because you bot need it and before you know it, you're feeding this unexpected yet completely captivating romance over the airwaves and suddenly life is everything you would want it to be after all right? well then the sun rises and its back to the real struggle of achieving a bit in life, and with the demanding schedule, little johnny cannot be you're in shinny arm our, your breath and all the bluff he told you he was blah blah blah. so he tells you i