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Confessions of a non+alcoholic!

Some time last year I decided after what was fast becoming a pretty obvious pattern of life, that I needed to try something new, something different, I needed an experiment of some sort, only this time i was the guinea pig. So after a few moments of thought, well a little bit less than that I came to my decision, never mind the stark nudity in the social consequences involved. What I had decided on was alcohol, yes I know that sounds very wrong especially if you are me from even the most acute of angles but then again yes, besides this was an experiment and I could add purely for research reasons, as the Japanese say each time they are hunting our precious whales. Now obviously I was a very new entrant in the market but my knowledge for the drug was not of a new born, I knew a thing or two and that came in handy. On the few occasions when the 'laboratory 'was in good order I asked only for what the not so ordinary twenty something year old would define as the "sexy"

Mbu ``i was out last night!``

You know them, that bunch who show up at every gathering blurting endlessly about where they were the other night, who they saw, what they did and how u missed what was the grandest moment in their lives this far! they go something like this, ``we at Effendy´s, then moved to......`` God knows where! I mean we can excuse the odd freshman for thinking that they have to be seen at every event the wind blows in, but not you! Come on aside from the odd night, you spend practically four hours moving up and down in a cold miserable night when you´d rather be in your bed. And what do you get at the end of it all aside from the bags of sleep under your eyes, nothing! and that goes without saying. Here is my advice muchacho, stay put and only go out when you have to instead of spending half of the nights in your life trying to .....

Scratch my back and I´ll scratch yours mister Obama

You know quite so often last year, I sat back and wondered Mr Obama was getting so much stick from the very people that quite so vehemently put him in power just under a year back!, i even argued termagantly with a close friend that all this was simply hate and I sided with those who reasoned that he was under fire just for the co lour of his skin and that it hat nothing to do with his policies. well that is still a point of contention and until next time ill leave it baking in the oven. Then came that rhetorical remark his excellency made a few days back, he seemed to ridicule at our values and our thoughts concerning homosexuality, according to him we cannot even justify debating it in parliament,we are too crude on the fellas and any more cuts in their pies will cost us serious aid. like they even cared! the aid from the united states does not even make 1% of the united states budget and they are cutting. So here is what we shall do Mr president, if you want respect from us you must